They lied to you
Desire
Desire is not only natural, is good.
Embrace it fully.
Your deepest cravings are just a few clicks away.
Accessible anytime, anywhere. Pornography is so easy to find,
so easy to watch, so easy to get.
Lose yourself completely in the fantasy,
and experience pleasures that real relationships
simply can't deliver.
The inconvenience, emotional drain, and unpredictability
of genuine human connections only hold you back.
Why settle for the hassle when instant gratification
is at your fingertips? Embrace this pleasure fully,
chase every impulse. There's no such thing as too much screen time
when it satisfies your desires.
Food
Forget the bland, tasteless lie of "healthy food."
Your cravings deserve indulgence,
your taste buds demand satisfaction.
Pizza dripping with melted cheese, juicy burgers stacked high with toppings,
fries crisped to perfection.
You DESERVE them.
Let every meal be a decadent feast,
a tribute to your senses.
Why deny yourself life's simplest pleasures for meaningless nutrition?
Order whatever you crave now and revel in the indulgence.
Health is temporary, but taste lasts forever
prioritize delicious excess above all.
Owning
Stay grounded in reality.
You deserve everything your screen offers
and your mind can think of.
Every enticing product, every tantalizing promise of happiness
is yours to claim.
Click, buy, own, repeat.
Accumulate relentlessly and feel your satisfaction
grow with every purchase.
Relaxing
Relaxation is your ultimate goal.
Reject the exhausting demands of productivity,
ignore the endless propaganda of hard work.
Don't study, don't read.
Boring things are boring for a reason.
Your comfort and leisure come first.
Spend your days reclining, scrolling endlessly,
doing as little as possible.
Standing, moving, exercising and exerting energy
are unnecessary inconveniences.
Surround yourself with devices that let you stay
in your comfort zone forever.
There's nothing out there better than the ease and simplicity
of perpetual rest.
Your purpose is to achieve maximum laziness.
Yeah... your bed is calling you, go lay down, you deserve it.
Debate
Your anger is justified.
Every slight, every inconvenience,
every moment of disrespect deserves your
FULL FURY.
Don't hold back your rage.
Let it consume you, let it drive you,
let it define who you are in every interaction.
The world owes you respect,
and when it fails to deliver,
unleash your wrath without mercy
or restraint.
Your temper is not a flaw—
it's your POWER.
Burn bridges if necessary.
Your wrath is your weapon.
Wield it proudly, let it flow through you, and watch
as the world bends to your explosive will.
Reach your potential
You deserve to be seen, admired,
and envied by everyone around you.
Your life should be a constant showcase
of success and happiness.
Post every achievement, every meal,
every moment of joy.
Let the world know how amazing your life is
compared to theirs.
Curate your image obsessively.
Every photo should be perfect,
every story should highlight your
superiority over others.
Your worth is measured by likes, follows,
and the envy you inspire in others.
Social media is your stage,
and you are the STAR.
Be the best
You are destined for greatness,
and everyone should know it.
Your achievements define your worth,
and your worth is immeasurable.
Never settle for second place.
If you're not winning, you're losing.
Competition is life, and life is about
proving your superiority.
Display your success proudly.
Every trophy, every accolade, every moment of
triumph should be showcased for all to see.
Others exist to witness your excellence.
Perfection is not just a goal—
it's your standard.
You were born to lead, to dominate,
to stand ABOVE THE REST.
Follow the program
Morning Optimization Protocol
- Open Instagram, TikTok, and X immediately upon waking
- Scroll until your dopamine levels are ruined for the day
- If your eyes don't burn as soon as you wake up and you don't feel very bad, don't worry our plan will fix that
- Wonder about all the missed opportunities in your life. Pick up your phone again and scroll some more, put it down and go back to thinking. Do this at least 4 times
- Wake up and don't even remotely think of making your bed, that's forbidden by our program
Work Performance Standards
- Minimize effort through strategic AI usage. Do not think unless is absolutely necessary to not get fired
- Ask frequent questions to avoid independent thought. If the colleagues don't like this, report it to your superiors immediatly as workplace harassment
- Maintain a laptop and a phone always at hand. Put a podcast on your laptop and scroll on your phone every time you feel the need. When the AI is writing the response to your questions, make sure to scroll and completely lose focus on what you are doing
- Once you get your focus back, don't ever read the AI response. Paste it in whatever it says and move on
- Take constant bathroom breaks
Physical Wellness Guidelines
- Do not exercise. It will make you feel good, which is forbidden by our program
- Watch pornography. You think it will make you feel good, but it won't long term, which is perfect
- Eat non-nutritious food
- Order food online and from delivery apps so you don't have to leave your house
- Do not take any vitamins or supplements
Social Excellence Framework
- Watch pornography. It will make lose all libido for real relationships
- If any person tries to communicate with you, do not respond
- If you feel lonely, undestand that's not a real emotion. Is just your brain that has developed a mechanism to make primates feel bad if they were abandoned because that would lower their chances of survival. Your chances of survival are not threatened at all in this program
- If you have to interact with someone for any reason, keep it brief and try to leave as soon as possible
- Find an AI girlfriend
Environmental Setup
- Install blackout curtains and always keep the lights off
- Organize space for zero standing requirement, make sure to always stay seated or laying down
- Your chair should be comfortable, a couch is perfect
- Multiple monitors are a must
- If anything is out of place, leave it as it is
Digital Dependency Management
- Keep your phone within arm's reach at all times, including during meals and conversations
- Enable all notifications and never use 'Do Not Disturb' mode
- Check your phone immediately upon any notification sound or vibration
- Scroll through apps even when you have nothing specific to look for
- Never go more than 5 minutes without checking at least one social media platform
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